I can just hear the chorus of ‘BOO’ now.
But it’s not the Halloween, scared you type of BOO, it’s the ‘you suck, you didn’t dress up as a pregnant Britney Spears’ kind of BOO.
I know, I know…I suck. If there was an Internet version of throwing rotten tomatoes I would be ducking right now.
In my defense, our party was canceled and as much as I wanted to dress up like that and take photos just for the hell of it, that did seem a tad desperate.
Even for me.
Speaking of desperate…Bosco was thrilled that his favorite holiday is upon us and wanted you all to preview the costume he will be proudly wearing tomorrow night.
My God. These people are pathetic. To make me dress up is one thing. To make me dress as an effete super hero is another story all together. Now where is a fricking phone booth I can pee on??
I might as well put this outfit to good use and attempt to utilize my super hero powers…
Screw x-ray vision! I will use my super powers for good and not evil…I now command you to feed me french toast with maple syrup every night for dinner, and for the love of God stop letting the little neighbor girl slobber all over me!
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